Second-Hand Story Time!

[rubberbutton]

The professor of a roommate owns an African grey parrot. Because he's not particularly fond of the bird, he taught it to say "Hello, I'm worthless." Or at least he tried to. Now the bird cheerfully greets him every morning with "Hello, worthless!"

That seemed wildly funny to me.

Comments

[ahsinet.livejournal.com]

Heh. Serves him right. How could you not love those birds? They're beautiful and so smart.

[rubberbutton.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I wish I had a parrot that would dish out the verbal abuse.