The Button Of Rubber

characters on TV shows are thrown into relationships because "he has a penis! she has a vagina! TRUE LOVE!"

*gigglesnort* Yeah, and I loathe it movies where attractive (but personalityless) female love interests are thrown in, just because.

I acknowledge that canon homosexual relationships are usually rife with stereotypes and little to no sexual activity.

Ha. Why have sex in your bedroom when you can redecorate it?

I like the men with the men and the women with the women and when they mix.

Well, you're certainly easy to please. :P It's a good way to be--I should know.

And then I found a slash archive, read a few stories, got offended, left a flame

You can't know how delighted that makes me. Inside every puritanical harpy is a hardcore slasher just waiting to get out. :DDD

That I like it best when everyone gets along. *warm fuzzies*

Aw, me too. *joins in on the warm fuzzies*