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And I'm about to add my own contribution.
Oct. 13th, 2008 12:26 pmGuess how many piles of dog puke I've cleaned up today? Go on, guess.
Nope, higher.
...Higher.
The correct answer is seven. SEVEN. And that's not counting the twoish piles on the back porch. I can't believe that this is all the production of one dog -- their stomachs can't possibly hold that much, right? Which means they're working in tandem. The real fun part is getting my CSI on and examining splatter patterns, content and location to try and figure out who did what.
Remind me, why am I a dog person, again?
Nope, higher.
...Higher.
The correct answer is seven. SEVEN. And that's not counting the twoish piles on the back porch. I can't believe that this is all the production of one dog -- their stomachs can't possibly hold that much, right? Which means they're working in tandem. The real fun part is getting my CSI on and examining splatter patterns, content and location to try and figure out who did what.
Remind me, why am I a dog person, again?
